When someone sends me a care package

thetimeistudiedabroad:

When I try to make the Royal Guards laugh at Buckingham Palace

thetimeistudiedabroad:

I’m like:

But they just stand there all:

So I give up and I’m just like:

When I’m unpacking back at home and find a receipt from my favorite restaurant

thetimeistudiedabroad:

When I try to get off the internet, but some website sucks me back in

whatshouldwecallme:

After I eat too much

whatshouldwecallme:

I just lie there like,